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Miss April Advises on Art Gallery Etiquette
Dear Readers, As you may recall I responded recently to Distance Admirer in regard to issues concerning appropriate behaviour at public art exhibitions. You can then, imagine my surprise and pleasure...
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A narcissistic list of New Year’s resolutions for the superficial self.
The MOLAM blog authors have combined to offer some suggestions for this year’s resolutions. We hope you enjoy them! 1. Wear more lipstick. 2. Reduce sparkling wine intake. 3. Increase champagne intake....
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Miss April Advises: E. Mission – a frightening tale of laundry
Dear Miss April, Im very messy. A bit of a slob , actually, despite my attempts at appearing graceful and effortless. Inevitably at the end of the day I disrobe and discover I’ve been wearing something...
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Miss April Advises: Herr Shute, shorts on men in a warming world
Hi there Miss April, This week has been terrible. 40plus degress every day. Im not blessed with Air Conditioning in my daily life. Normally I think it a crime, not unlike SUV’s, but this week I began...
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Miss April Advises: Wendy Ngo, Public Art Confusion.
Dear Miss April, I almost crashed the Cayenne the other day. I was careening down Victoria Parade with the kids Ipading in the back and nilly had a conniption. Theres a huge pile of Lavender steel...
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Miss April Advises: #1 Fan, Christmas Present .
Dear Miss April, few months back i got a new friend. one of my clients at work. A smart engineer, in his fourties. He gives you a serious first impression but as you get to know him, you soon realise...
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Miss April Advises: Frequent Fornicator (Again!), Data Retention Ills.
Dear Miss April, I have a technical problem, I think. It’s not the medication like last time. Any way I thought this data retention thing the government was offering sounded great. My hard drive is so...
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